vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(Source: courtneyhatesjane, via sharpii)

knightscrest:

yongmuney:

redfingerfish:

yongmuney:

its cute when kids cram as much profanity as they can fit into each sentence bc they think its cool

You don’t fucking know the shit you taking about bastard-hell-cock-butt.

LMAO

i cannot breathe that was the single worst combination of swear words ive ever seen in my life

(via yourealittleshit)

youre-a-little-shit:

captianclifford:

IF A FANGIRL LIKES YOU YOU BETTER ASK HER OUT RIGHT FUCKING THEN AND RIGHT FUCKING THERE OK BECAUSE ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. WE HAVE STANDARDS. HIGH STANDARDS. VERY HIGH STANDARDS. AND IF YOU MEET THOSE STANDARDS THEN YOU BASICALLY WIN AT LIFE BECAUSE YOU ARE PUT INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS THESE GUYS WITH MILLIONS OF GIRLS SCREAMING OVER THEM. IF THAT DOESNT CLEAR THINGS UP FOR YOU THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL

fifty-shadesof-suck-my-dick

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

(via sharpii)